Bandit LOAF
Long Live the Confederation!
There once was a man named 4Robot3. And his best friend in the whole world was a brown and gray puppy named Rufus. So, one day 4Robot3 and Rufus were walking along the canal where they lived...
"Look", cried 4Robot3, "I can see a mule from here!", and he pointed at a mule.
"That is indeed a fine mule, kind sir", answered the shopkeep, who had not previously been introduced.
"You look a lot like Super Mario", exclaimed Rufus.
"You're kind to an old man", replied the shopkeep, "Although I know you were just trying to work a physical description of me into this story."
"Indeed I was", stated Rufus flatly, for he realized that the story had gone nowhere.
THE END
[This message has been edited by Bandit LOAF (edited September 07, 2000).]
"Look", cried 4Robot3, "I can see a mule from here!", and he pointed at a mule.
"That is indeed a fine mule, kind sir", answered the shopkeep, who had not previously been introduced.
"You look a lot like Super Mario", exclaimed Rufus.
"You're kind to an old man", replied the shopkeep, "Although I know you were just trying to work a physical description of me into this story."
"Indeed I was", stated Rufus flatly, for he realized that the story had gone nowhere.
THE END
[This message has been edited by Bandit LOAF (edited September 07, 2000).]
